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Have you tried The Substance? This bloody and bonkers horror-comedy from French filmmaker Coralie Fargeat (Revenge) has gone from one of the buzziest titles out of 2024's Cannes Film Festival to one of the most polarizing movies of the year, beloved by some and hated by others. (That didn't keep it off our Best Films of 2024 list!) But its reputation doesn't matter in this moment.
Whether or not you like or loathed The Substance, it's a sublime pick for kicking off a new year and a new you. Not only does this gnarly movie's climax fittingly involve its heroine's big night as the hostess of a New Year's Eve spectacular, but also her journey of self-loathing to self-acceptance is ultimately weirdly inspiring.
Hear me out. And yeah, spoilers ahead.
The Substance gruesomely probes damaging beauty standards. Demi Moore stars as Elisabeth Sparkle in "The Substance." Credit: MUBIDemi Moore stars as Elisabeth Sparkle, a Hollywood actress who has a star on the Walk of Fame, an Oscar nomination in her filmography, and a long-running workout show on TV. But as Elisabeth turns 50, youth-obsessed L.A. turns on her hard. Not only does the heartless producer, Harvey (a shellfish-guzzling Dennis Quaid), fire her for daring to age, but he also puts out a want ad for a younger model who shares her sparkle. Note: As a man, Harvey gets to be old, repulsive (in his manner of eating and speaking), and seen in various gaudy suits.
By casting Moore as Elisabeth, Fargeat gives an instant metatextual tweak to The Substance. This American actress has been a sex symbol for decades, proudly displaying her body in movies like Indecent Proposal and Striptease, as well as that truly iconic pregnancy photo by Annie Leibovitz, which graced the cover of Vanity Fair in 1991. But as women mature, we are urged by a society repulsed by aging to hide ourselves away (hide our sparkle) or transform ourselves into cosmetic reimaginings of youth. Moore explores this trap by doing both through Elisabeth's story.
In The Substance, Moore displays her own aging body frankly, as her character stares nude into a bathroom mirror with apparent dismay. Make no mistake, Moore is a beautiful woman. But Fargeat selects angles that are not just unflattering but alienating, reflecting the body dysmorphia that Elisabeth suffers from. She sees her body not as it is but as it is not, comparing herself against what she used to look like — as displayed in the massive promotional photographs for her show. Her defeated expression seems to lament, "There's only so much working out and make-up can do." So, when she's offered "the substance" as a chance to reinvigorate her youth, this fading star is quick to accept, despite all the red flags of secrecy and sketchy pick-up locations. For anyone who's clicked an anti-aging quick-fix ad online, the allure is familiar, though Fargeat pushes this substance to extremes.
The Substance illustrates the dangers of external validation. Demi Moore vaccuums while a billboard featuring Margaret Qualley looks on in "The Substance." Credit: MUBIFrom the putrid neon liquid comes a gruesome birthing process that splits Elisabeth's back in two, allowing the rise of Sue (Margaret Qualley), whose skin has never known a wrinkle, whose body is taught, tight, and pornographically proportioned. Naturally, Harvey chooses her to replace Elisabeth, and the workout show becomes more hyper-feminine, with glittering pinks as Sue's signature color, and more hyper-sexualized, with close-ups of her body pushing in from ogling to objectifying to unnerving. The rules of The Substance demand the women alternate weeks being active. While Sue is on her active week, Elisabeth lies naked, inert on the bathroom floor. When they swap, Elisabeth remembers nothing of Sue's experiences and feels trapped inside her home by her insecurities. So, why does she continue with the experience?
Well, for one thing, Elisabeth doesn't seem to have a life or identity outside of her work or stardom. She has no friends or family, so her view of herself is entirely reliant on external validation from fans. While she can't experience the thrill of the cameras on Sue, she can see the billboard of the It Girl outside her window. She can hear the fawning of the lusty neighbor next door. She can listen to the talk show interviews, where the host is enamored with Sue's brash charms. These glimpses of Sue's success feed but don't satisfy her. Perhaps this is why Elisabeth becomes fixated on eating large amounts of junk food and decadent French cuisine, in scenes that are shot as glistening and twisted as if she's part of Leatherface's family. Elisabeth has a hole inside her that external validation can no longer fill, nor can her feasts. Her self-loathing is kicking her into out-and-out self-destruction.
Meanwhile, Sue has some social life outside her work, as she's shown galavanting with friends and hooking up with various men. But she too is fed by fame; external validation is her very reason for existing. Soon, her need for fame drives her to feed on what life Elisabeth has left, leaving the older woman a withered crone. Physically, Elisabeth becomes the witch opposite Sue's picture-perfect princess, essentially externalizing her fears about aging. Then, like any villain worth her fairy tale, she tries to kill her pretty nemesis. But giving up the bad habit of chasing external validation isn't easy. Ask anyone who has quit Facebook, Twitter, or doomscrolling.
The Substance's twisted ending is the motivation you need for 2025. The climax of "The Substance" begins here. Credit: MUBIAfter a prolonged and bloody battle, Sue comes out on top. But — as the instruction cards warn — they are one. There's no escape from who they are. Like Elisabeth, Sue begins to fall apart. On the day of her big shoot, her glistening teeth pop out one by one. Her polished fingernails flake off. Her ear drops right off her head, leaving a bloody hole. So, she runs home to seek the substance. Trying to reactivate the process leads to an unexpected rebirth that combines Sue and Elisabeth in a monstrous new configuration: Monstro Elisasue.
Her skin is twisted around her body, her arms poking out at horrific angles. Teeth protrude from beneath her clavicle. Elisabeth's yowling face quivers on her right shoulder blade. Her ears are so malformed that she has to pierce random spots of her lumpy head to wear her glittery earrings. But there's something inspiring in her persistence. Where Elisabeth couldn't find the confidence to go out with an old high school friend, repeatedly wiping away her make-up and trying again until she gave up altogether, Monstro Elisasue perseveres. She puts on the dress, earrings, and a version of make-up that makes her confident, and she confronts the world.
Fargeat gives us a vision of the praise and applause Monstro Elisasue imagines receiving upon her return to the studio. Of course, that's not what the world will offer. Amid the sleazy razzle-dazzle Harvey has planned for the New Year's Eve spectacle, Monstro Elisasue is a horror show. The lights come up to the theme of 2001: A Space Odyssey, reminding us of the moment when the primates see the monolith and lost their minds. It's a moment of divine and demented cinema — and a warning. The crowd will not embrace her. They will gawp and gag and scream. They will call her a "monster" and "freak." They attack her. And she defiantly cries out, "It's me! I'm the same!"
Sue stretches before a poster of Elisabeth in "The Substance." Credit: MUBIBut she's not the same. Monstro Elisasue is a new year, new you version of herself — someone who can look into a mirror, see how's she's changed, and finally feel worthy of love. She's also free in a way neither Sue nor Elisabeth could be, because she doesn't remotely fit the beauty standards of this world and yet dares to be seen anyway. And there's something more. This collision of Monstro Elisasue and the world is Elisabeth's nightmare made real: being seen as she see herself and being rejected for it. And Fargeat delivers the worst-case scenario with a repulsive relish.
Violence follows and much, much, much more blood. Monstro Elisasue escapes, but leaves in her wake a flood of gore. She'll then fall on the sidewalk and be shattered into gooey, fleshy bits, with only the remnants of Elisabeth's face remaining animate. And that slop of skin, teeth, and determination finds her star on the Walk of Fame. In this moment, as she looks up to the palm trees and the stars, she smiles, with no one watching. She sees glitter falling upon her. She hears the praise she dreams of. Then, she melts into the cracks in the star and the pavement. Gone, but not forgotten.
The end is not a happy ending, but there's happiness to be found in this ending.The Substance plays not just as a satire of Hollywood's rigged game against women, but also as a spectacular example of catastrophizing made cinematic. By dreaming up the worst of worst-case scenarios, Fargeat invites us to look at our own personal obsessions, and see their ridiculousness. By embedding us in the cage of self-loathing that Elisabeth built around herself, made rancid with rotting food and listless binge-watching, Fargeat urges us to see the bars we erect around ourselves. By making Sue — a persona that's pretty, perfect, and adored — a vampire who feeds on Elisabeth's life force, the filmmaker urges us to consider what we sacrifice by what we put out into the public sphere. And when Elisabeth is splattered on the sidewalk, staring at the stars, Fargeat pleads with us to imagine what it might take for us to feel so free.
So, in 2025, embrace yourself, warts and all, and be the Monstro Elisasue you want to see in the world.
Looking for something great to watch at home? Streaming subscribers are spoiled for choice between Hulu, Netflix, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, Prime Video, Shudder, Paramount+, Peacock, and more. And that's before you even look at the vast libraries of movies and television programs within each one!
Don't be overwhelmed or waste an hour scrolling through your services trying to determine what to watch! We've got your back whatever your mood. Mashable offers watch guides for all of the above, broken down by genre: comedy, thriller, horror, documentary, animation, and more.
But if you're seeking something brand spanking new (or new to streaming), we've got you covered there, too.
SEE ALSO: The best Netflix TV shows of 2024Mashable's entertainment team has scoured the streaming services to highlight the most buzzed-about releases of this week and ranked them from worst to best — or least worth your time to most watchable. Whether you're looking for musical bliss, kooky animated-comedy, heart-rattling humor, brilliant buffoonery, or sharp scares, we've got you covered.
Here's what's new on streaming, from worst to best.
7. SlingshotSci-fi drama can make for great cinematic moments. Slingshot doesn't. Directed by Mikael Håfström, Slingshot centers on a trio of astronauts on a mission to Saturn's moon, Titan. But paranoia begins to overcome this lean crew, threatening their mission and their lives.
In his review for Mashable, Siddhant Adlakha wrote, "A psychological thriller with few thrills and a weak grasp of psychology, Mikael Håfström's Slingshot sees three capable actors monologuing in space about nothing in particular. The sci-fi drama has logical start and end points, but meanders aimlessly along the way, desperately searching for anything resembling plot or thematic meaning."
Simply put, this one's a skip.
Starring: Casey Affleck, Laurence Fishburne, Emily Beecham, Tomer Kapon, and David Morrissey
How to watch: Slingshot is now streaming on Paramount+.
6. The Front RoomA24 is known for hits like Lady Bird, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Talk to Me, and Midsommar. They also released The Front Room.
SEE ALSO: Brandy and Kathryn Hunter break down the nuanced realism and "fairy tale" aspects in 'The Front Room'Written and directed by Sam Eggers and Max Eggers, this horror thriller stars Brandy Norwood as a pregnant wife whose life is turned upside down when her demanding and devout mother-in-law (Poor Things' Kathryn Hunter) moves in and takes over. It's more than a battle of wills. It's a battle for the future of her child.
Critics weren't thrilled by The Front Room. In her review for Mashable, Kimber Myers praised Hunter's villainous portrayal as "devilishly good," but concluded, "The movie itself often feels like a grueling ordeal...It’s a good enough bad time, worth it for Hunter's performance alone — if you can stomach the rest."
Starring: Brandy Norwood, Kathryn Hunter, Andrew Burnap, and Neal Huff
How to watch: The Front Room is now streaming on Max.
5. A Quiet Place: Day OneThe third film of the Quiet Place universe is a prequel to John Krasinski's 2018 horror hit. Set in New York at the start of the alien invasion of Death Angels that hunt by sound, A Quiet Place: Day One follows Samira (The Wild Robot's Lupita Nyong'o) and Eric (Stranger Things' Joseph Quinn), strangers brought together by their drive to survive. Plus, they've got a cat.
SEE ALSO: Does the cat die? Your top 'A Quiet Place: Day One' question answeredWithout A Quiet Place's original director or screenwriters, writer/director Michael Sarnoski (Pig) takes his own swing at this dystopian terrain, creating a story that's equal parts horror and a NYC love story. However, this prequel disappoints in both. As I wrote in Mashable's review, "A Quiet Place: Day One doesn't equal the sum of its parts. The love story at its core can't shine amid the required carnage and urban devastation demanded by the prequel's promise. The performances — while earnest — can't find footing in the crude plotting. The scares, which once were grounded in character and uncertainty, lose their luster without either. With all this movie tries to wedge in, it's just not enough."
Starring: Lupita Nyong'o, Djimon Hounsou, and Joseph Quinn
How to watch: A Quiet Place: Day One is now streaming on Prime Video.
4. Cunk on LifePhilomena Cunk is back. The earnest but atrociously uneducated interviewer who gave us Cunk on Earth returns with Cunk on Life. This time around, comedian Diane Morgan brings her silly-while-serious schtick to the quest to understand life itself.
SEE ALSO: The 33 best British TV shows of 2024, and where to watch themThis short-ass movie (or as Cunk calls it "landmark documentary special") clocks in at only one hour and 11 minutes, yet includes interviews with various academics, philosophers, and "professional mammals," who not only try to untangle the confusion around the meaning of life, but also the confusion of speaking with the eternally dim Philomena Cunk.
Starring: Diane Morgan, Michelle Greenidge, Charles Aitken, Ruth Adams, Rory Bray, Jerry Wilder, Jim Al-Khalili, Ruth Chang, Stephen Case, and Gregory Dart
How to watch: Cunk on Life is now streaming on Netflix.
3. A Real PainWritten, directed by, and starring Jesse Eisenberg, A Real Pain follows an odd couple of cousins on a trip to Poland, where they hope to reconnect to their late grandmother's roots and their Jewish heritage. Where David (Jesse Eisenberg) is tightly wound and repressed, Benji (Kieran Culkin) is a charmingly chaotic chatterbox, who's quick with a hug, a witticism, and an out-of-pocket revelation.
The clever title A Real Pain plays on both the grief these cousins grapple with over the loss of their grandmother — and their decaying bond — as well as a cheeky way to allude to brash Benji. "Despite its title, A Real Pain is genuinely funny," Monica Castillo cheered in her review for Mashable, celebrating Culkin's incredible performance. "It's a level of unpredictability that can be funny yet sincere, and Culkin threads the needle between emotions with surprising acuity."
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Will Sharpe, Jennifer Grey, Kurt Egyiawan, Liza Sadovy, and Daniel Oreskes
How to watch: A Real Pain is available for purchase on Prime Video.
SEE ALSO: The best Netflix TV shows of 2024 2. WickedEasily the most "popular" of new to streaming releases this week is Wicked.
Ahead of the Golden Globes, enjoy this four-time nominated hit, which unfurls the shocking and music-filled story of the Wicked Witch of the West. Before Dorothy and her little dog landed in Oz, there was a green-skinned girl named Elphaba (Cynthia Erivo), who faced fear, bullying, and prejudice while learning witchcraft. What would change her life for good was the unexpected friend she found in the glittering, blond Galinda (Ariana Grande). But can their bond survive the challenges thrown down by the Wizard (Jeff Goldblum)?
SEE ALSO: How to watch 'Wicked' at home: Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are coming to the small screenThis tale of friendship, rivalry, and defiance first won fans as a novel by Gregory Maguire, then as a hit Broadway show. And now, you can see director Jon M. Chu's vision of Oz from the comfort of your couch. (But don't forget, this is a flashy musical, with special sing-a-long showtimes to boot!)
Starring: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey, Ethan Slater, Bowen Yang, Marissa Bode, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Yeoh, and Jeff Goldblum
How to watch: Wicked is now available for rent or purchase on Prime Video.
1. Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most FowlClaymation's most charming duo is back! Cheese-loving inventor Wallace and his loyal beagle Gromit return in Vengeance Most Fowl, a delightful film that sees the return of classic Wallace & Gromit villain Feathers McGraw. After years locked away in prison (aka a zoo), the criminal penguin mastermind is ready to take down Wallace and Gromit for good. And luckily for him, Wallace's latest invention — the "smart gnome" — proves to be the perfect tool to enact his dastardly plan.
SEE ALSO: 'Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl' review: A delightful romp with an anti-AI streakVengeance Most Fowl proves that the Wallace & Gromit franchise is as inventive (and pun-filled) as ever. In my review, I praised its humor and creativity, writing, "Silliness reigns supreme here, with Vengeance Most Fowl's smallest details — including a deluge of puns and a cheese-themed captcha — just as likely to send you into orbit as its madcap set pieces, which involve everything from boats to office chairs." But that's not all: Vengeance Most Fowl also offers up some insightful commentary on the rise of AI. So what are you waiting for? Pour yourself some cheese, grab a cup of tea, and enjoy. — Belen Edwards, Entertainment Reporter
Starring: Ben Whitehead, Peter Kay, Lauren Patel, and Reece Shearsmith
How to watch: Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl is now streaming on Netflix.
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SEE ALSO: Echo Dot vs. Echo Pop: Which Amazon device should you buy in 2025?But why take the jump to the Echo Show 5? Well, this is basically a smart assistant with a screen. It comes with built-in Alexa, the ability to watch shows, and video chat capabilities, all in one nifty device. The screen comes in at 5.5 inches, perfect for looking at the weather, recipes, or the time at a glance.
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If you’re on a budget and things look bleak in the relationship department, don’t panic (yet). You don’t need to shell out hundreds to find a genuine connection. The best free dating apps can help you meet a partner with potential so that you don't have to die alone amongst your belongings (or pets).
Sure, you'll still have to pay for the first date (and even more if things work out), but the cost of matching, swiping, and chatting doesn't have to be yet another item on your monthly budget.
Despite what Gen Z thinks, dating apps aren’t entirely gauche. (Though some are.) If you’re worried about rejection, catfishing, and superficial matches — good on you, you should be! But that doesn’t mean all dating apps will send you down a rabbit hole of disappointment.
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What dating apps are completely free?Mainstream dating apps like Tinder, OkCupid, Grindr, and Hinge all have robust free membership tiers that compete with paid subscriptions. Some completely free, more niche dating apps, like Archer and Lex, are also worth checking out. It just depends on what you’re looking for and how much work you’re willing to put in to get it.
Many argue that big-name dating apps (read: Match Group apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge) are all the same and have formed one amorphous dating app. But, if you know what you’re doing — and know what to look out for — you really can find exactly what you’re looking for in the shitshow that is online dating.
SEE ALSO: The uncomfortable truth behind the lavender marriage trendFinding love (or a fun distraction) does come at a cost (e.g., vulnerability, time commitment, etc.), but it shouldn’t put you in the poor house. If it does, you’re being scammed. So, whether you're an introvert, a college student, or just looking for some steamy sexting action, we've got you covered.
Below, find our top picks for the best free dating apps. Use them to find your forever partner, a casual encounter, or something in between — all without paying a dime.
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If the thought of ordering a drink at a crowded bar or making small talk with strangers at a party fills you with the incomprehensible urge to jump out the nearest window, you’re probably an introvert — and that’s totally OK! We see you. We are you.
There’s no shame in being more comfortable curled up with a good book than out on the town, but that doesn’t mean you have to resign yourself to a life of solitude, either. In fact, introverts make for amazing partners, lovers, and friends — once we get to know someone.
Where do introverts meet people to date?This may come as a shock, but dating apps (and even some of the old-school dating sites that are still hanging around) are the place for introverts. On these platforms, you can show off who you really are without feeling the pressure to constantly be “on” like you might in a traditional social setting.
If you've ever brought a book to a restaurant, we see you. Credit: Ian Moore / Mashable SEE ALSO: Tired of casual dates? Try the best dating apps for serious relationshipsYes, it’s true that dating apps still get a bad rap as a last resort for the desperate, but for introverts, these nifty little tools provide a much-needed buffer that allows us to slowly and comfortably get to know potential partners. When you meet someone online, you can take the time to build the kind of deep, meaningful connections that often feel out of reach in today’s fast-paced, surface-level dating culture.
What dating apps do introverts use?Even though we’re big fans of online dating, especially for our introverted readers, not all dating platforms are created equal. Tinder, for example, is pretty much the polar opposite of what introverts are looking for. Its hookup-centric interface and “swipe left” model are a recipe for disaster for shy singles who prefer to get to know their matches before jumping into bed. (If dating apps were places, Tinder would be the crowded sports bar.)
Instead, we’ve found dating apps like Hinge, OkCupid, and Match are much better suited for introverts. Unlike Tinder, these dating platforms encourage users to share a little bit more about themselves, from lengthy profile bios to lists of interests and deal-breakers.
So, to help you find your person — the one who’ll understand and appreciate you for who you truly are — we’ve rounded up the best dating sites for introverts just like you. (Including a few niche dating sites and some picks for hooking up because we all have needs. Just because you're introverted doesn't mean you can't have a little fun.)
It’s officially cuffing season, so if you’ve been craving a little romance, you're not alone. Unfortunately, waiting for a meet-cute by happenstance isn't always realistic (it's not impossible, but the actual chances are pretty low). This is especially true when your busy lifestyle involves late nights responding to emails (et al.), juggling clients and side hustles, and just generally trying to have it all as a modern-day professional with a demanding career.
So, how does one find the time to meet people IRL when happy hour is a far-fetched fantasy? Enter: The best dating apps for professionals.
Wait! Before you back out of this one, hear us out. Online dating doesn’t have to mean swiping left or right on Tinder before bed and hoping for the best. In today’s fast-paced world, where finding a healthy work-life balance is the epitome of success, dating apps can actually be a really useful tool for single professionals looking for love, or at the very least, a few decent dates.
SEE ALSO: The dating app glossary: The A to Z of terms you need to knowBut not just any dating app will do. We’re talking about higher-tier dating apps curated for singles who value their time (what little they have) and take their careers as seriously as their romantic lives. These apps focus on quality over quantity, so you can be confident you’re connecting with potential partners who admire your ambition and drive.
If you’re ready to forego the awkward, almost-maybe-not relationships and immaturity that typically come with the mainstream dating app experience, we have some options for you.
What dating apps do successful people use?If you want to cut right to the chase: Based on our testing, we think Match is the best dating app for professionals, but runner-ups Raya, Bumble, and The League are also worth downloading.
SEE ALSO: TikTok is obsessed with the 'power struggle stage' of relationships. But what is it?To help you skip the swiping fatigue and find your perfect match, we've curated this guide to the best dating apps for professionals. And trust us, investing in a paid app is worth it — think of it as a personal filter for weeding out the time-wasters.
Net neutrality is dead once more. A U.S. Court of Appeals has killed the Federal Communications Commission's (FCC) attempt to reinstate open internet rules, finding that the government agency doesn't have the legal authority to do so.
In a 26-page opinion filed on Thursday, the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals determined that internet service providers (ISPs) offer an "information service" rather than a "telecommunications service" under the Communications Act of 1934. As such, they are not subject to the latter's stricter FCC regulation, meaning the agency has no power to bring back net neutrality laws.
SEE ALSO: Where Trump's FCC chair nominee Brendan Carr stands on net neutrality"As Congress has said, the Internet has 'flourished, to the benefit of all Americans, with a minimum of government regulation,'" wrote Circuit Judge Richard Allen Griffin, quoting 47 U.S.C. § 230(a)(4).
Net neutrality rules prevent ISPs from controlling how users access the internet, prohibiting tactics such as throttling internet speeds, blocking legal websites, or charging more for access to certain ones. Opponents claim that net neutrality would reduce innovation and investment in broadband technologies. Advocates argue that net neutrality provides everyone with equal access to the internet, regardless of their position in life.
"[O]pen access to essential networks is an age-old proposition," former FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler wrote in 2023. "The issue… is whether those that run the most powerful and pervasive platform in the history of the planet will be accountable for behaving in a 'just and reasonable' manner… [and] why such an important pathway on which so many Americans rely should be without a public interest requirement and appropriate oversight."
The FCC cannot reintroduce net neutrality laws, court rulesThe classification of ISPs may seem like a matter of nitpicking and semantics. However, this dispute over definitions has been vital to the battle for net neutrality, as telecommunications carriers are subject to heavier regulatory oversight under the Communications Act. For example, while telecommunications carriers are required to charge their customers just, reasonable, and nondiscriminatory rates, information services aren't beholden to such rules.
Yet despite the difference in how each is treated, the distinction between information and telecommunications services is frequently unclear.
As defined by the Communications Act, an information service is "the offering of a capability for generating, acquiring, storing, transforming, processing, retrieving, utilizing, or making available information via telecommunications, and includes electronic publishing." Meanwhile, a telecommunications service is "the offering of telecommunications for a fee directly to the public, or to such classes of users as to be effectively available directly to the public, regardless of the facilities used."
In Griffin's estimation, "an 'information service' manipulates data, while a 'telecommunications service' does not."
The FCC argued that third parties which create their own content are information services, such as Netflix, Amazon, and Google. In comparison, it considered ISPs which connect such third parties with users to be telecommunications services, like Verizon, T-Mobile, and AT&T.
Unfortunately, the court disagreed. Employing a broad definition of the term "capability," Griffin reasoned that because ISPs "provide a user with the 'capability' to, at minimum, 'retrieve' third-party content," they are to be considered information services.
"[A] provider need not itself generate, process, retrieve, or otherwise manipulate information in order to provide an 'information service,'" wrote Griffin (emphasis original). "Instead, a provider need only offer the 'capability' of manipulating information… to offer an 'information service'."
Thursday's finding relied upon a landmark Supreme Court decision from last year which weakened the power of government agencies. Previously, courts deferred to such agencies' reasonable interpretations of ambiguous laws. Now courts no longer have to follow this principle.
The partisan history of net neutrality in the U.S.Whether the FCC has regarded ISPs as providing information services or telecommunication services has significantly fluctuated depending upon which political party is in power. (The FCC is directed by five commissioners who are appointed by the president, confirmed by the Senate, and serve five-year terms.)
Under Democratic President Barack Obama in 2015, the FCC determined that ISPs are telecommunication carriers and thus fall under its jurisdiction. This allowed the agency to introduce net neutrality laws. The FCC subsequently reversed this determination during Republican President Donald Trump's term, considering ISPs information services and thus lifting net neutrality requirements.
Last April, the FCC attempted to bring back net neutrality under Democratic President Joe Biden. This effort was blocked after industry groups obtained an injunction against the order. Now it seems that this attempt to revive net neutrality will die in court.
Theoretically, the FCC could appeal Thursday’s finding to the Supreme Court. Even so, it’s unlikely the agency will take this step considering Trump resumes office in a few weeks.
“Consumers across the country have told us again and again that they want an internet that is fast, open, and fair,” FCC Chair Jessica Rosenworcel said in a statement following the court's decision. "With this decision it is clear that Congress now needs to heed their call, take up the charge for net neutrality, and put open internet principles in federal law.”
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Building Personal Resilience: Managing Anxiety and Mental Health
Early Childhood Development: Global Strategies for Implementation
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